With Valentines Day rapidly approaching I’m sure there are many frantic fellows out there who are wondering what to get their sweetheart. Well, guys, I found the perfect thing.
Give your girlfriend syphilis this Feb. 14.
Yes, http://www.giantmicrobes.com/ sells the cutest in plush venereals. For under $10 your sweetums could be cuddling up with the Clap, thinking of you, every time she goes to sleep. In fact, Giant Microbes does sell a gonorrhea(even cheaper then syphilis). However, if I had to pick between the two venereals I would have to choose the syphilis because it is cuter.
Just remember, nothing says a long-term commitment like syphilis.
Adam
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