MySpace, YourSpace, HisSpace, HerSpace, and just give everybody their space

There is a new frontier in the world of the internet that needs some serious discussion. What some experts refer to as peer networking I like to call e-life.

What is e-life, you ask? Why thank you for asking and creating the perfect segue into what I’m talking about.

Take for example the hit e-life engine MySpace. You get a name, create an e-self, you get e-friends and you e-chill.

So I had this conversation with my mom someone. They wanted to know how they might find the MySpace (TheirSpace?) of their child someone else. At first I made it clear that I didn’t agree with that because parents people should not e-spy on their kids other people.

And this is a problem because parents and school people get on MySpace (I don't mean my space I just mean the website in general) and read our stuff and they take us e-seriously. It is many people’s opinion that they should e-steer their browser somewhere else and leave the e–cesspool to the e-cess.

But then I thought again. I mean why would you put something on the internet if you didn’t want your parents and administrators to read it. I mean I figured it was just assumed that what I write here is addressed directly to my parents and school administrators; they know it and I know it. And whose e-self is the same as their actual self that would just be...o wait, I feel some free form poetry coming on.

Death
Blood dripping
I cut
Razor the redeemer
Death cometh
Take me away
I’m quite sad.

Yes, yes, that’s good. I hope you’re getting all of this, school administration. Hold on, it needs a revision. And by revision I mean I need to grab my thesaurus.

Bereavement
Blood sodden
I incise
Razor the liberator
Death cometh
seize me away
I am somewhat agonizing.

e-Perfect.

No wait, don’t read it it’s my secret inside.

Adam