AHHHHHHONEYEAR

For the one of our two readers that has been paying attention it’s been exactly one year since the two of us have made our first posts.

We’ve been a lot of places before hitting the web.

The first recorded appearance of Bethadam was back in 1776 at the signing of the Declaration of Independence. As you can clearly see in the photos below(our faces have been blurred out to preserve our anonymity) we were obviously there. There we met ol’ Benny Franklin.



































Then it was off to the antebellum era were we first met our homeboy Honest Abe(we knew him before he was President) and we still maintain that Abe never failed, any apparent failure was simply part of his plan to end slavery.

It’s been a long time since then.

But now on to something relevant…

... um, right… yeah… well making the step to the intertubes(the internet is not a truck that you dump things in it is a series of tubes) was big for Bethadam.

We’ve explored so many things and have been such an important force in the world.

Here are the top ten things that you should now openly accept thanks to us:

1) School and school competition sucks balls.
2) Babies are now exceedingly more fashionable.

3) The take a penny leave a penny system is un-American.
4) Girls are crazy and guys are stupid.
5) Adam is not crazy, he’s just Abraham Lincoln.
6) VD sucks.
7) It is a good thing the North Koreans have Nukes because there are way to fucking many people.
8) Our nation’s birthday is the best thing ever.
9) God wants you to play violent video games (we heard it ourselves-straight from Jesus)
10) Wal-mart is fucking insane.

There are probably many more but you already know what they are so we don’t really need to tell you.

This leaves us to question where this source of awesome will go from here. Will we continue to post stuff, or will we become too busy and decide that we don’t care/move on to better things. The four of us can probably hope for the former.

Regardless, we thank you for sticking the year out with us and apologize in advance for this coming year.

Bethadam

P.S. You don’t have to give us presents for our 1 year, but you should.